Posts Tagged ‘Payback is a bitch!’

by Susan Joakim, reprinted with permission.

Susan: I cannot believe how fast my facial hair is growing lately.  I’m going to have to get a wax every few days at this rate!

John: That’s because you are getting older.

Susan: But I read that facial hair’s growth slows with age.

John: You’re a woman – everything is backwards.

Susan laughs hilariously for 5 minutes…..

Susan: It’s just so funny because you said it like you really mean it.

John: I did mean it.

Next day The doctor tells John he has arthritis – payback is a bitch!

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